January 2012
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November 2011
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Of Men, Mountains and Molehills
To be a man is to demand satisfaction—this is what binds us. This urge begets all pleasure and plain. Every man desires to be king of his domain. In such pursuit, he will minimize the bounds of his concern to match his locus of control.
So what is satisfaction? If any man can derive satisfaction based solely on the relative variables at play, how can he grow?
Perhaps there are, in fact,...
July 2010
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June 2010
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I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side — I’ve noticed...
– Bethania McKenstry
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Get Coordinated to Mantra: LIVE BOLD AND NEVER GROW OLD
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you...
– Michael Pritchard
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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and...
– Tom Robbins
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Because we don’t think about future generations, they will never forget...
– Henrik Tikkanen
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Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
– George Iles
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
– A. Whitney Brown
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
– Dave Barry
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
– Mickey Rooney
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Timing + Luck + Pheromones = Love
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is...
– Arthur Schopenhauer
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
– Eric Hoffer
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Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover...
– Alfred North Whitehead
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
– Jackie Mason
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Miracle Drink?
North Korea has recently professed to the creation of a medical panacea:
“It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”
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Spaz If You Want To. N.E.R.D. Free Show. Frisco.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you...
– George Carlin
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No human thing is of serious importance.
– Plato
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy… and Jill a rich widow.
– Evan Esar
May 2010
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If you don’t set a baseline standard for what you’ll accept in life, you’ll find...
– Anthony Robbins (via onherway) (via illbeanarchitect, justbesplendid)
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There’s nothing quite so powerful as the impetus of ‘right...
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without...
– Aristotle
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
– Harry S. Truman
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New Era
He sits on the brim of a New Era,
Legs lackadaisically kicking in the wind,
He’s worn many hats in his life thus far,
And now the seasons change again.
For every flow an ebbing tide,
Every opportunity a temptation,
Pressure from peers pulling asunder,
But impulse is simply impatience.
He steels his mind for that moment in time,
When his parade goes marching on,
The Oriole flies...
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through…...
– Jeph Jacques
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On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all...
– George Orwell
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Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington just hired their first...
– My dude Ian (@ianlogsdon)
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I’ll tell you a secret. Something they don’t teach you in your...
– Achilles, Troy
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There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and...
– Franz Kafka
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Whenever someone reveals something to me in person...
knickknackerman:
molls:
(via davidfuternick)
Don’t forget, “I lie and act like I’m surprised/interested.”
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Beasy's Thought Process
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“Don’t take this the wrong way but you’re kind of a bitch. It’s really hot.”
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Scores NY offers LeBron James free lapdances &... →
Well I guess that’s settled.